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Saturday night I went to the Hawks game, followed that up with a run to a casino that lasted past dawn. Sunday I drove from
Two weeks from now, I'll be heading to
In short, I have NO credentials. But what I DO have is time on my hands to spend WAY more time than I should thinking about fantasy football.
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This post is Seahawk specific, so let's talk Hawks after the jump!
Since I've got a mild sun/beer buzz going, am two large iced latte's in, and have been listening to Traffic's "Dear Mr. Fantasy" the last 35 minutes in preparation, I'm feeling pretty good. How are you?
Like I care. Kidding, kidding. I care. Sorta. Let's get on with it!
OFFENSE
"Dear Mr. Fantasy, play us a tune, Something to make us all happy."
Know what makes a lot of people happy? SKITTLES. Skittles make almost everyone happy, and especially Seahawk fans. And to be completely honest, Marshawn Lynch is THE ONLY offensive Seattle Seahawk that is a legitimate fantasy option and stud out of the gate, and even he is buyer beware. Most "experts" have him as anywhere between the 7th and 15th back, though I've seen him listed as high as 5th and as low as 20th.
Why the disparity? We have the issue of an inconsistent offensive team, a player who in his career could best be summarized as inconsistent, and then we have a lighting-in-a-bottle career year DURING a contract year. And then we have a possible suspension looming to boot? It's no wonder most experts have him closer to 9-15 than well in the top 10.
All of these things together lead me to give him a RB2A status. While you can roll him out as a RB1, you would be much better to utilize him as a top shelf 2nd RB, a 2nd starter behind an Arian Foster, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy or Run DMC, if you can handle the stress of waiting to get your starting QB.
"Do anything, take us out of this gloom, Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy."
And who is it that leads a team out of the gloom? While a great running back is a tour de force, it is always the QB who leads a team out of the gloom. And who is our QB, to lead us out of the darkness, and into the light?
I. Have. No. Idea.
I WISH it was Matt Flynn, I really do. For personal fantasy reasons. I took a flyer on him last year, drafting him and locking him into a 3 year contract on the cheap, hoping he would be a starter somewhere this year. My assumption is that my forward thinking gamble has led to him likely losing the starting role here, if not now, then soon. Still, he's a reasonable flyer, but one I would probably hold off on if my draft was the next two weeks. He's ranked by experts as high as 11th and as low as 25th. I'm putting the Seattle Seahawks starting QB at 15 in my QB rankings. I just don't know who that QB will be. Right now after what I saw Saturday, I suspect Russell Wilson will catch Flynn and perhaps even be our starter in Week 1.
The greater problem from a fantasy standpoint is that unless you play in a 2QB league, neither are at this point a worthy start. They're only a hair better than Alex Smith, which is a solid fantasy "meh." Nor, if he should gain ground and beat them out, would Tarvaris Jackson rate any better. Our QB's are a year or two away from fantasy relevance. But that's okay, because I like the music they're playing, and Saturday night against a real NFL defense, they looked pretty snappy.
"You are the one who can make us all laugh, but doing that you break out in tears."
Terrell "He's-my-quarterback-Tears" Owens, welcome to
"Please don't be sad if it was a straight mind you had, We wouldn't have known you all these years."
Anyone else feel like we don't really know Sidney Rice? He's a stranger in
While TO was completely off the charts due to injury, age and the appearance of forced retirement, as Seahawk fans you know Sidney Rice's issues have simply been of health. Know this-- there is no higher ceiling late round draft pick at WR. Sidney Rice is a top 10 WR talent, and he's appearing at best in the low 20's or high 30's on most draft lists, and often even later, behind such luminaries as Torrey Smith, Greg Little, Lance Moore, and Darrius Heyward-Bey AND Denarius Moore. Yes. Two Oakland WR's showing up ahead of him.
While I would not recommend you risk reaching too soon for him, if you already have two WR's who can start and can afford a gamble pick, GAMBLE. His upside is worth it, and it is high ceiling sleeper picks that win fantasy drafts.
[Guitar Solo]
(And a great guitar solo it is.)
Other worthwhile (LATE)
Kellen Winslow is also worth mentioning, though I don't see him coming anywhere near his
DEFENSE
Kam Chancellor is a fantasy superstar with 75 tackles (the top DB had 85). Defensive fantasy football is generally dependent on big plays, particularly everywhere outside the Lineback position. While Kam can (and will) get big plays, he is a legitimate fantasy starter based on tackle totals alone.
For the record, all our starting DB's are play-worthy in leagues that start a full compliment on the defensive side of the ball. Earl Thomas had 69 tackles, and the two giant cornerbacks are both worthy starters at their position based on a combination of big plays and tackles.
KJ Wright and Bobby Wagner are great low tier upside pickups at LB, though neither should be counted on as a LB1 or even LB2 just yet. They're both more likely to be LB3's or LB4's who can start in a pinch.
Bruce Irvin is a bet on the come-line. Given his first round pedigree, he will likely go too early in most full drafts, but the upside is double digit sacks, which makes him a great bench hide or midseason pickup. Chris Clemons was the 14th DE/DT last year, and barring injury will likely finish in that same range, making him a viable and solid DE2. Jason Jones may be worth taking in the later rounds if your league starts DT's as a specific position. While he doesn't get many tackles, his sack boom-or-bust potential is intriguing.
Well, that pretty much sums up the Seahawks from a fantasy perspective. In my large keeper league, I expect I will end up with 2-5 Hawks, but I will simply not reach on any of them, and I strongly suggest you do the same. My biggest piece of fantasy advice is this-- While it's nice to watch your fantasy team win with your players from your favorite team, it's much more fun to just watch the Seahawks and not give a damn about fantasy during our games.
Have a great year in fantasy, and may all our Seahawk Sleepers be starting for someone's fantasy team by the end of the year. If that happens even if it isn't your fantasy team or mine, we'll all be watching playoff football in the Clink once again.