Seahawks Training Camp: Week One in Pictures

A pictographic representation of the past week at Seahawks Training Camp.

By Craig Johnstone Jul 29, 2013, 12:18pm PDT

It's fun to look at pictures and write things. Most of these things will not be as funny to you as they are in my head. I encourage e'rybody to steal pictures, and write their own funny things. I want to see a wall of green in the comments section. And away. We. Goooooooo!!!!!!!!

1. The sun was shining, the Osprey were "ca-cawing", and the sweat of honest, hardworking men filled the air. It was a gorgeous day for practice. And suddenly, like the flash of a lightbulb, Percy felt a pain in his hip.

2. "Alright, we're racing for pink slips! Time to separate the fast from the overly furious!"

3. "NO! Marcus, you don't even have a helmet on. Coach, Marcus doesn't even have a helmet on!"

4. "How long, theoretically, can I hold this pose before they realize I don't know what to do next?"

5. "This asshole has been standing like that for 30 minutes."

"Quiet John...he's progressing through his reads. What a technician."

6. "Huuugh! Yup, that's definitely a Tee-Dee. More like Brady Winn, am I right?"

7. "Dafug? This ain't Kobe Bryant..."

8. And there it was. It had been nestled in his brain the whole time. The Monolith was the representation of the transcendence of Man; a cyclical evolution of ape to space-baby. The tools weren't necessarily evil, it was the evil in Man that made them weapons of murder! Russell felt his mind get blown like it was on vacation in Tijuana.