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Seahawks Training Camp: Week One in Pictures

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A pictographic representation of the past week at Seahawks Training Camp.

BIG.BALLS.PETE.
BIG.BALLS.PETE.
Steven Bisig-USA TODAY Sports

It's fun to look at pictures and write things. Most of these things will not be as funny to you as they are in my head. I encourage e'rybody to steal pictures, and write their own funny things. I want to see a wall of green in the comments section. And away. We. Goooooooo!!!!!!!!

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1. The sun was shining, the Osprey were "ca-cawing", and the sweat of honest, hardworking men filled the air. It was a gorgeous day for practice. And suddenly, like the flash of a lightbulb, Percy felt a pain in his hip.

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2. "Alright, we're racing for pink slips! Time to separate the fast from the overly furious!"

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3. "NO! Marcus, you don't even have a helmet on. Coach, Marcus doesn't even have a helmet on!"

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4. "How long, theoretically, can I hold this pose before they realize I don't know what to do next?"

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5. "This asshole has been standing like that for 30 minutes."

"Quiet John...he's progressing through his reads. What a technician."

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6. "Huuugh! Yup, that's definitely a Tee-Dee. More like Brady Winn, am I right?"

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7. "Dafug? This ain't Kobe Bryant..."

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8. And there it was. It had been nestled in his brain the whole time. The Monolith was the representation of the transcendence of Man; a cyclical evolution of ape to space-baby. The tools weren't necessarily evil, it was the evil in Man that made them weapons of murder! Russell felt his mind get blown like it was on vacation in Tijuana.

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9. "Hmm, I daresay that Coach hath placed extra meat upon his rump."

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10. "No! Dadgumit, Red! I said "Toe Loop" THEN "Triple Lutz". We are never going to win Regionals if you don't pull your head out. Now...AGAIN!"

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11. "It ain't the size of your balls, Brady. It's the erection they swing under."

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12. If "Shook Ones pt. II" isn't playing in your head right now, then you looked at this picture wrong. Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks.

Photo Credit:

Steven Bisig - USA Today Sports

Joe Nicholson - USA Today Sports