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55 Movie Quotes for the 2012 Seattle Seahawks roster

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I think the title is self-explanatory.

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It's been a very interesting week for me and it can be hard to think of new post ideas at a time like this. I have a hard time reflecting back because I can't even look at photos from the Atlanta game right now. There's not a whole lot of point into looking forward because we're still weeks away from the offseason.

So instead I decided to have a bit of fun. I spend about 67% of my life with either the Seahawks or the movies. It's Friday, so I felt like it would be better to keep it light and easy and mash together my two favorite things by giving a movie quote from some of my favorite flicks to some of my favorite dudes.

There's really not much more to it than that. I feel pretty dorky doing this, as if it's a project for my ninth grade English class. But I have already finished so....

Quarterbacks and Running Backs - No Country for Old Men

Russell Wilson - What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?

Matt Flynn - Whatcha got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.

Tarvaris Jackson - Do you know where I'm going? "Why would I care where you're going?"

Josh Portis - "Did I say you could sit?" No but you strike me as a man who wouldn't want to waste his chair.

Marshawn Lynch - Just how dangerous is he? "Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"

Michael Robinson - Where's the last guy? Ultimo hombre. Last man standing.

Robert Turbin - Even in the contest between man and steer the issue is not certain.

Leon Washington - I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.

Wide Receivers and Tight Ends - Donnie Darko

Sidney Rice - Dues ex machine. "What did you just say? What the fuck did you just say?" Our savior.

Golden Tate - I promise that one day, everything's gonna be better for you.

Doug Baldwin - And they're scared of people like you, because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. You know what you say to people like that? Hmm? "Fuck you."

Zach Miller - You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.

Anthony McCoy - Failure is not an option. If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

Braylon Edwards - She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way transformed her.

Charly Martin - Do you even know who Graham Greene is? "I think we've all seen Bonanza"

Jermaine Kearse - Now, believe me, of all the mothers, I would never dream of asking you. But none of the other mothers are available to go.

Evan Moore - When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.

Ben Obomanu - What kind of a name is that?

Terrell Owens - Do you believe in time travel?

Antonio Bryant - Get off the stage, Cherita!

Mike Williams - You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey.

Offensive Lineman - Kingpin

Breno Giacomini - Who you callin' a psycho?!?!

Paul McQuistan - [He] was always a strange boy, but he means well.

John Moffitt - Hi, Mr. Skidmark.

Russell Okung - You got a great gift, son.

Max Unger - We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

J.R. Sweezy - Flossin'? Where the hell did I get 'Munson'?

Frank Omiyale - Hi... not you... hi.

James Carpenter - This world can really kick your ass. I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

Defensive Line - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Chris Clemons - "About what you said before... y'know... about not needing you and all?" Leo... don't.

Red Bryant - Boy, and I thought insurance salesman were pushy.

Brandon Mebane - We were awesome! *Bitchin'* *Gnarly* *Radical* *Totally tubular, dude* *Wicked* *Hellacious* "I always like Cowabunga" *COWABUNGA!*

Bruce Irvin - The class is Pain 101.

Alan Branch - Well, it was a shell of a good hit.

Jason Jones - Damn. Damn damn damn damn damn damn.

Greg Scruggs - Hey, I am your man, I am Mr. Fix-It.

Jaye Howard - Boy, we missed you.

Clinton McDonald - Looked sort of like a big turtle, in a trench coat.

Patrick Chukwurah - You're two minutes late dude.

Linebackers - Jurassic Park

Bobby Wagner - We can make it if we run. "No, we can't."

K.J. Wright - They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move...

Leroy Hill - We're out of a job. "Don't you mean 'extinct'?"

Malcolm Smith - Life found a way.

Heath Farwell - See, here I'm not sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself.

Korey Toomer - Must go faster.

(JP is giving me lots of quotes to work with so I am adding in special teams)

Jon Ryan - "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey." A turkey, huh? Okay, try to imagine yourself in the [open field]. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not [Ryan]. You are stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.

Steven Hauschka - (Outside of 50 yards) "Hold onto your butts."

(Seriously, I could have done this entire post with Jurassic Park)

(I just did not have the heart to do this to anyone but "That is one big pile of shit" is just about the best quote-to-player example I could ever think of.)

Secondary - Back to the Future II

Brandon Browner - The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.

Richard Sherman - "Give us our ball back!" Is this your ball? "Yes!" Do you want it back? "Yes!" Well go get it.

Earl Thomas - Broadcasting beautiful views 24 hours a day.

Kam Chancellor - He'd rip through us like we were in tin foil.

Marcus Trufant - I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?

Walter Thurmond III - Oh great, the atrocity channel!

Jeremy Lane - Roads? Where we're goin', we don't need roads.

Jeron Johnson - Since when did you become the physical type?

I guess I didn't do anything for Pete Carroll, any other coaches, or the front office. Feel free to throw around your own ideas.

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