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Russell Wilson negotiations: Russell Wilson almost sounds like "Russell Will-Sign" when you think about it

I hope he "will sign" today!

There it is.
There it is.
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Wow, you know what? I was kind of worried about whether or not Russell Wilson would sign a new contract with the Seattle Seahawks, but if you think about it, "Wilson" kind of sounds like "Will-Sign." So I think may he will sign after all.

I mean, Adrian Wilson once signed a new deal with the Arizona Cardinals. Mr. Wilson once signed off on Dennis the Menace being a good kid, after all. Tim's neighbor Wilson was practically signpost of good intentions and moral values on Home Improvement. Wilson Phillips once saw the sign ... wait, no, that was Ace of Base. But one of the members of Ace of Base was Julia Williamson, which is basically "Wilson" with a "liam" in the middle.

Liam Neeson once signed Schindler's List.

I think you can see what I'm driving at here. If Wilson kind of sounds like Will-Sign, then obviously at some point he's going to sign. It's his destiny. When other writers, "journalists" and "experts" give you Russell Wilson articles that are largely without merit, I'm just giving you the facts. It's right in the name.


Wait... It doesn't mean he'll necessarily sign with the Seahawks. His name isn't Russell Wilsonwithseattleseahawks.

Eh, it was probably shortened at Ellis Island.

This is Russell Watch, signing off.