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Stupid Tweets Monday: Russell Wilson wants to be highest "payed" player #Smdh

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Another look at a world I don't want to live in.

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People who say "payed":

This guy...

People scoffing at the fact that Wilson wants a new deal makes me question their motives. Here's a tip: Andrew Luck probably wants to be the highest-paid player in the NFL too.

It's tight when people make attempts at jokes. Like, this definitely SOUNDS like it's supposed to be a joke. Except that the two things aren't really related unless you try really hard to make this analogy. Being Friend-Zoned is like having a great season and falling just shy of a championship? No. Being Friend-Zoned is like the Chargers drafting Eli Manning or quitting your job as head coach of the Buffalo Bills because you think you're gonna get a better job somewhere else but nobody wanted you to run their team because you were 9-7.

This is still a thing to people.

:-/

l just don't like this one because I have no idea what he means. Can't you just decide now? If you legitimately think Entourage is great, then you should think Wilson is cool. If you think Entourage is great for other reasons, then you know what to do.

Worst of the Week:

Not only because it's just a lazy insult but in addition to being a parody account, fuck this tweet. How are there humans that find this entertaining?