The latest and greatest tweet from Seahawks twitter MVP @CableThanos_

On November 27, 2016, someone created the Twitter account “@CalvinBoolidge” and for almost two years, they waited. Oh, tweets were sent, I’m sure, but the content flew under the radar just as much as the time passed also built up the mystery — Who is “Calvin Boolidge” aka the since changed to permanently, “@CableThanos_”?

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re either not on Twitter or you’ve muted/blocked so many Seahawks-related accounts that you don’t even know there’s a run-pass debate going on. Normally I’d congratulate you for staying off of Twitter, but in this case I can only pity you. Cable Thanos videos are the newest weekly rage, as anticipated in the city of Seattle as the next Russell Wilson touchdown pass that comes after seven straight runs or something else that fits in here that is unexpected and funny.

Look, I don’t want to take the light off of Thanos, who released another video on Monday, which I will link to next, followed by his previous three videos. If you haven’t seen these yet, you’re welcome. If you have and you’re going to spend the next 10 minutes watching them again, you’re welcome.

And prior to that:

Here are some other tweets by Cable Thanos. Follow him or her immediately and don’t be afraid to let the mystery carry on, lest we lose another hilarious Twitter user to Barstool Sports.