On November 27, 2016, someone created the Twitter account “@CalvinBoolidge” and for almost two years, they waited. Oh, tweets were sent, I’m sure, but the content flew under the radar just as much as the time passed also built up the mystery — Who is “Calvin Boolidge” aka the since changed to permanently, “@CableThanos_”?
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re either not on Twitter or you’ve muted/blocked so many Seahawks-related accounts that you don’t even know there’s a run-pass debate going on. Normally I’d congratulate you for staying off of Twitter, but in this case I can only pity you. Cable Thanos videos are the newest weekly rage, as anticipated in the city of Seattle as the next Russell Wilson touchdown pass that comes after seven straight runs or something else that fits in here that is unexpected and funny.
Look, I don’t want to take the light off of Thanos, who released another video on Monday, which I will link to next, followed by his previous three videos. If you haven’t seen these yet, you’re welcome. If you have and you’re going to spend the next 10 minutes watching them again, you’re welcome.
Alert your local NFL team, the Seahawks are coming. pic.twitter.com/28OWgNcxRY— Cable Thanos (@CableThanos_) December 3, 2018
And prior to that:
The 2018 Seahawks have arrived and are here to stay pic.twitter.com/aNrfjxya5o— Cable Thanos (@CableThanos_) November 26, 2018
Let this be a lesson, never count out the 2018 Seahawks more than 5 times. pic.twitter.com/b0eNlggo1P— Cable Thanos (@CableThanos_) November 17, 2018
The 2018 Seahawks have arrived people pic.twitter.com/CwAd5zFJGk— Cable Thanos (@CableThanos_) October 31, 2018
Here are some other tweets by Cable Thanos. Follow him or her immediately and don’t be afraid to let the mystery carry on, lest we lose another hilarious Twitter user to Barstool Sports.
*2 seconds into the offseason*— Cable Thanos (@CableThanos_) November 27, 2018
DJ Fluker: h-
John Schneider: pic.twitter.com/d2Ypavb9bG
a pick play called on a team vs the seahawks is something i hope my grandchildren get to witness some day— Cable Thanos (@CableThanos_) November 25, 2018