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The Seahawks of the World Cup

Nigeria fields the right mix of talent, "nobody-believes-in-us" factor, and a certain shade of green

Football Fantasy! Tom Brady’s worst nightmare

Instead of watching Super Bowl LII, join us in closing our eyes and observing a title tilt more to our imagination’s liking

Football Fantasy! Anybody but the Patriots

With little left to feel good about in the football season, we take our pick among the surviving storylines before Super Bowl LII

Football Fantasy! Liberating John DeFilippo from Philadelphia

The six degrees and many miles (and yards) separating Drew Brees and Case Keenum, Le’Veon Bell’s future in Pittsburgh, plus the dogged rooftops of deepest Tennessee

Football Fantasy! Wild Card weekend and NFL standings in the upside down

Old Man McCoy, Baby Marshon, Chiefs and Titans running wild in Kansas City and the cruelty of being the Chargers

Football Fantasy! Finding the Seahawks’ best playoff matchup

A fresh position on the MVP debate, considering who the Seahawks could face in the playoffs and the NFL’s bad habit of scheduling divisional games last

Football Fantasy! How to turn Bill Belichick into Godzilla

Kurt Warner has no loyalty, Buddy Ryan’s famous New Year’s punch, and the Ravens’ awkward run-ins with their football exes

Football Fantasy! The Broncos’ toxic promiscuity & (not) grieving Carson Wentz

Being honest about Carson Wentz’s injury, the Chargers and Chiefs and the 1,001 Nights of the AFC West plus Teddy Bridgewater’s knocking on the door

Football Fantasy! The Rams aren’t as good as you think

The 49ers and Redskins chase costly quarterback mistakes, Blaine Gabbert tries to save his coach’s job, and the CB brotherhood radios in the last stand for two midwestern coaches in NFL week 14

Football Fantasy! Jimmy Garoppolo spins his pinwheel in week 13

The folly of picking favorites to cover large spreads, drunk Chuck Pagano and the Little Brother Bowl

Football Fantasy! Jermaine Kearse’s Panthers tryout and ectoplasmic Eddie Goldman

Blaine Gabbert’s revenge, extraterrestrial impact in Pittsburgh and Chuck Pagano on the hot seat for the fifth straight year in NFL week 12. Let’s eat!

Football Fantasy! John Ross feuds with Marvin Lewis

Why the Rams-Vikings matchup has got me jazzily aroused, what happened to Tyrod Taylor, and enter Dak Prescott to rescue the Seahawks hopes for a playoff bye

Football Fantasy! Bills need to sack Drew Brees in week 10

Jermaine Kearse pilots the air raid, Kirk Cousins needs to settle down, Cleveland to Detroit by boat and more pro football fables with less than half the season left

Football Fantasy! NFL midseason and abbreviated picks for week 9

Football Fantasy! Jermaine Kearse can double career totals against Falcons

The Viking invasion of the Browns in England, why the Patriots will have to concentrate their run game against the Chargers, Andy Reid in a beauty contest and other midseason NFL storylines

Football Fantasy! NFL parity problem greatly exaggerated

The Bad News Bears’ good fumble fortune, Packers with their head cut off, Carson Wentz continues to hoodwink America and the Oakland coaching staff deserves Derek Carr

Football Fantasy! Kearse-ryptonite versus the Patriots

Jalen Ramsey and the jubilant Jags, something brewing in Big Blue, Beast Mode’s Bump City breakout plus the Browns can’t catch a break

Football Fantasy! Aaron Rodgers versus Dave Krieg in NFL week 5

Eli Manning plays quick toss behind the Rivers family dam, Frank Gore’s role in the NFL-AFL merger, Todd Haley’s bacon ranch rat attack and Bruce Arians and Carson Wentz reunite the Star Child

Football Fantasy! Kelechi Osemele sits on a man and other Week 4 protest news

Trying to get ahead of the latest demonstrations, the Bears’ stand up for themselves in Lambeau, Matthew Stafford as a disheartened politician and Ben Roethlisberger spends another tormented night

Football Fantasy! The “Kearse” of Chop Chop in week 3

Carson Wentz’s big volume numbers are a mirage, Fat Rob Kelley’s extra layer of protection, Bill O’Brien’s big mistake and Cooper Kupp comes out of the cupboard

Football Fantasy! A Bruce Arians-Chuck Pagano deathmatch in Week 2

Imagining Cassius Marsh’s comeback, the plight of Trevor Siemian, ongoing adventures of Jermaine Kearse and an albino giraffe leading the Bears against the Buccaneers

Football Fantasy! NFL Week 1 picks & storylines from the land of make-believe

Introducing the new way to choose a side in all the weekend’s non-Seahawks pro football happenings