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The Seahawks of the World Cup
Nigeria fields the right mix of talent, "nobody-believes-in-us" factor, and a certain shade of green
Football Fantasy! Tom Brady’s worst nightmare
Instead of watching Super Bowl LII, join us in closing our eyes and observing a title tilt more to our imagination’s liking
Football Fantasy! Anybody but the Patriots
With little left to feel good about in the football season, we take our pick among the surviving storylines before Super Bowl LII
Football Fantasy! Liberating John DeFilippo from Philadelphia
The six degrees and many miles (and yards) separating Drew Brees and Case Keenum, Le’Veon Bell’s future in Pittsburgh, plus the dogged rooftops of deepest Tennessee
Football Fantasy! Wild Card weekend and NFL standings in the upside down
Old Man McCoy, Baby Marshon, Chiefs and Titans running wild in Kansas City and the cruelty of being the Chargers
Football Fantasy! Finding the Seahawks’ best playoff matchup
A fresh position on the MVP debate, considering who the Seahawks could face in the playoffs and the NFL’s bad habit of scheduling divisional games last
Football Fantasy! How to turn Bill Belichick into Godzilla
Kurt Warner has no loyalty, Buddy Ryan’s famous New Year’s punch, and the Ravens’ awkward run-ins with their football exes
Football Fantasy! The Broncos’ toxic promiscuity & (not) grieving Carson Wentz
Being honest about Carson Wentz’s injury, the Chargers and Chiefs and the 1,001 Nights of the AFC West plus Teddy Bridgewater’s knocking on the door
Football Fantasy! The Rams aren’t as good as you think
The 49ers and Redskins chase costly quarterback mistakes, Blaine Gabbert tries to save his coach’s job, and the CB brotherhood radios in the last stand for two midwestern coaches in NFL week 14
Football Fantasy! Jimmy Garoppolo spins his pinwheel in week 13
The folly of picking favorites to cover large spreads, drunk Chuck Pagano and the Little Brother Bowl
Football Fantasy! Jermaine Kearse’s Panthers tryout and ectoplasmic Eddie Goldman
Blaine Gabbert’s revenge, extraterrestrial impact in Pittsburgh and Chuck Pagano on the hot seat for the fifth straight year in NFL week 12. Let’s eat!
Football Fantasy! John Ross feuds with Marvin Lewis
Why the Rams-Vikings matchup has got me jazzily aroused, what happened to Tyrod Taylor, and enter Dak Prescott to rescue the Seahawks hopes for a playoff bye
Football Fantasy! Bills need to sack Drew Brees in week 10
Jermaine Kearse pilots the air raid, Kirk Cousins needs to settle down, Cleveland to Detroit by boat and more pro football fables with less than half the season left
Football Fantasy! Jermaine Kearse can double career totals against Falcons
The Viking invasion of the Browns in England, why the Patriots will have to concentrate their run game against the Chargers, Andy Reid in a beauty contest and other midseason NFL storylines
Football Fantasy! NFL parity problem greatly exaggerated
The Bad News Bears’ good fumble fortune, Packers with their head cut off, Carson Wentz continues to hoodwink America and the Oakland coaching staff deserves Derek Carr
Football Fantasy! Kearse-ryptonite versus the Patriots
Jalen Ramsey and the jubilant Jags, something brewing in Big Blue, Beast Mode’s Bump City breakout plus the Browns can’t catch a break
Football Fantasy! Aaron Rodgers versus Dave Krieg in NFL week 5
Eli Manning plays quick toss behind the Rivers family dam, Frank Gore’s role in the NFL-AFL merger, Todd Haley’s bacon ranch rat attack and Bruce Arians and Carson Wentz reunite the Star Child
Football Fantasy! Kelechi Osemele sits on a man and other Week 4 protest news
Trying to get ahead of the latest demonstrations, the Bears’ stand up for themselves in Lambeau, Matthew Stafford as a disheartened politician and Ben Roethlisberger spends another tormented night
Football Fantasy! The “Kearse” of Chop Chop in week 3
Carson Wentz’s big volume numbers are a mirage, Fat Rob Kelley’s extra layer of protection, Bill O’Brien’s big mistake and Cooper Kupp comes out of the cupboard
Football Fantasy! A Bruce Arians-Chuck Pagano deathmatch in Week 2
Imagining Cassius Marsh’s comeback, the plight of Trevor Siemian, ongoing adventures of Jermaine Kearse and an albino giraffe leading the Bears against the Buccaneers
Football Fantasy! NFL Week 1 picks & storylines from the land of make-believe
Introducing the new way to choose a side in all the weekend’s non-Seahawks pro football happenings