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Power unRankings, Week 5: Jags and Seahawks are NFL bookends

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Could Gus Bradley be on his way back to Seattle after Dan Quinn gets hired by the Jags?

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The NFL landscape seems to be shifting faster than tectonic plates ... which I assume is fast if you're on a micro level and using a time scale relative to billions of years? What I'm trying to say is that things are changing rapidly week-to-week, which if I recall correctly, actually happens like this every year but every year we're like "I can't believe the Steelers could beat (x) and lose to (y) the next week!"

The term "Any given Sunday" isn't new.

However, it's a great opportunity for a team like the Seahawks or Broncos to establish some sort of dominance while others like Arizona, Detroit, Cincinnati, and Dallas seem interesting right now but have not yet proven to be capable of sustaining a winning tradition for longer than a couple months. At least, not in this century. Meanwhile, the Jags and Raiders have established some bizarro dominance, so that's something.

My travels across the country are going even better than expected. On Sunday night I covered the Cowboys-Saints game (RecapInterview with Dez Bryant) and today I'm in New Orleans where the cajun is ragin', and so are the oysters because my name is Guy Fieri.

Also, it's a quicker power unrankings today, as the days here in New Orleans move faster than anywhere else!

1. Jacksonville Jaguars (0-4)

Last week: 1

This Sunday I'll be in Jacksonville, Florida, where the spicy chicken kickers at Mama's bite as hard as the Jaguars. (Literally, my name is Guy Fieri.)

Also literally, I'll be covering the Jags-Steelers game this week and hopefully get a few words with some former Seahawks for a story next week.

2. Oakland Raiders (0-4)

Last week: 3

The firing was long overdue but Reggie McKenzie could be just as much to blame for their continual demise.

3. St. Louis Rams (1-2)

Last week: 2

4. Tennessee Titans (1-3)

Last week: 8

5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-3)

Last week: 4

They were easily the most talented team without a win, should be better when Gerald McCoy is back.

6. Minnesota Vikings (2-2)

Last week: 5

7. New York Jets (1-3)

Last week: 7

8. Miami Dolphins (2-2)

Last week: 6

9. Washington Redskins (1-3)

Last week: 10

After the 2012 draft, some people were saying that Kirk Cousins was the QB steal that year. He'll face off against the real steal Holyfield on Monday.

10. Cleveland Browns (1-2)

Last Week: 9

A generous ranking from a generous guy. (me.)

11. Buffalo Bills (2-2)

Last week: 13

12. New York Giants (2-2)

Last week: 11

13. New Orleans Saints (1-3)

Last week: 20

14. Baltimore Ravens (3-1)

Last week: 14

15. Chicago Bears (2-2)

Last week: 17

16. Dallas Cowboys (3-1)

Last week: 12

Not ready to put them in playoff territory just yet. At the end of the day, they didn't beat "the Saints" as we know them, they beat a 1-3 team.

17. Atlanta Falcons (2-2)

Last week: 19

18. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2)

Last week: 21

19. Kansas City Chiefs (2-2)

Last week: 16

20. Indianapolis Colts (2-2)

Last week: 15

Last week: 18

22. Detroit Lions (3-1)

Last week: 22

23. Houston Texans (3-1)

Last week: 23

24. San Diego Chargers (3-1)

Last week: 24

25. Carolina Panthers (2-2)

Last week: 26

A pretty awful pair of losses, but I'm going off of the defensive reputation they've had for a couple years now over a sample size of just a couple games.

26. New England Patriots (2-2)

Last week: 27

27. Philadelphia Eagles (3-1)

Last week: 29

28. San Francisco 49ers (2-2)

Last week: 25

Offensively flawed, defensively stout; I'm sticking to my guns that San Francisco isn't going away.

29. Arizona Cardinals (3-0)

Last week: 28

That makes three of the bottom five teams in my unrankings, NFC Westers.

30. Cincinnati Bengals (3-0)

Last week: 30

31. Denver Broncos (2-1)

Last week: 31

32. Seattle Seahawks (2-1)

Last week: 32