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The Drunkard's Player Profiles
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September 1, 2014
The Drunkard Raps About the Packers
The Most Interesting Man at the Bar is here to tell you about the Seahawks' coming victory, and why The Packers can never win against Seattle.
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July 22, 2014
The Drunkard's Intro to 2014
The Drunkard is here to help you dive into Operation: Seahawks Killing Everybody 2014.
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July 22, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Bobby Wagner
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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July 15, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Golden Tate
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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July 10, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Marshawn Lynch 2
A retelling of the the history of Marshawn, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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July 8, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Russell Okung
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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July 1, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Brandon Browner
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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June 24, 2013
The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Michael Robinson
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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June 17, 2013
The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Tom Cable
An analysis of a Seahawks' coach, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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June 10, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Earl Thomas
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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June 3, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Kam Chancellor
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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May 28, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Richard Sherman
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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May 20, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Russell Wilson
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.
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May 13, 2013
The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Marshawn Lynch
An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.