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Enter the Rams: No more parties in L.A.

Expect Russell Wilson and the Seahawks to pass more than seems necessary on Sunday

Doug Baldwin’s ascension from pedestrian to phenom

World Wide Webb

The clumsy, awkward Instagram of J’Marcus Webb

Be wary of expectations when watching the Seahawks this season

Prediction Post 2016: Job Opening For Local Hawkstradamus

Just answer a few questions correctly on this here annual questionnaire

Rapping with the Drunkard: On to Cincinnati

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar is here to prepare you for this week's death-match.

Rapping with The Drunkard: Fury Road

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar is here to prepare you for this season of slaughter.

Rapping with The Drunkard: Kansass City

The Drunkard takes you on a wild ride through Time and Space, revealing exactly why the Seahawks are SO MUCH MORE dominant than those busted sucks in KC.

The Drunkard: Manning Lesser & The Giants

The most interesting guy at the bar is here to tell you all about football, the Seahawks, the most secret inner workings of our society's hidden constructs, and how to pop the clutch on a pretty sweet used Camaro.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Raydas of The Town

The most interesting guy at the bar is here to tell you all about the Seahawks, the plundering punks from the Land of Oak, and probably also a bunch of weird shit that seems borderline nonsensical.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Carolina Hurricanes

The most interesting guy at the bar is here to tell you all about the Seahawks, the Panteras, the Referees, and whomever else decides they need a say in how this games goes.

Rapping with The Drunkard: Washington

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar is here to tell you all about that team in Washington and how it should be called The Red Tails. That's a cool name, and the Tuskegee Airmen were neat.

Rapping with The Drunkard: Sandiaaaaago

The most interesting guy at the bar is here to tell you about The Super Chargers, Phil Rivers, and why we all really wish Mike Riley had cut Jim Harbaugh when he had the chance.

The Drunkard Raps About the Packers

The Most Interesting Man at the Bar is here to tell you about the Seahawks' coming victory, and why The Packers can never win against Seattle.

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The Unofficial 2014 Ticket Exchange FanPost Series

Post Hawks tickets here, wanted or for sale, for convenience's sake, without having to pay the so-called convenience fee.

The Drunkard's Intro to 2014

The Drunkard is here to help you dive into Operation: Seahawks Killing Everybody 2014.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The World, Chico

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar... speaks.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Owl and The Bronco

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about how the Hawks are finna' Endver Denver.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Media

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar tells you about how this week, the Seahawks face their most insidious enemy yet.

We Won, But Do We Deserve It? MY COLUMN

The Seahawks are advancing to the Super Bowl, but will they be able to overcome their character concerns in time to win it all?

That one time I had to tackle Marshawn Lynch

A true ass story.

Rapping with The Drunkard: St. Francis's Bast*rds

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." -- Sun Tzu, and also The Drunkard probably

The Drunkard: Really? The Saints Again?

The Drunkard is back, and he's going to tell you why the Saints should probably not even take the field, and go someplace safer. Like the inside of an active volcano.

Rapping w/ The Drunkard: The Nawlins Drew Breeses

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Saints.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Atlanta Falcos

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Falcons, their one-dimensional team, and the inevitability of total destruction. [INSERT BIRD PUN].

Rapping with The Drunkard: The St. Louise Sheeple

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Rams, and their...like, you know....their...talents?

An easy solution for the Redskins name controversy

In times of moral crisis, a nation looks to its intellectual leaders for guidance. When none appear, the sports writers fill the void.

Rapping With The Drunkard: The Zombie-Oilers

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Titans, and their vast and complex history.

These Colors Run: My Column

An analytical and unbiased look at how the forward pass is threatening to ruin American Football.

Colts? Prepare to be Mounted and Broken.

Seattle is fittin' to crush Indy under its heel. Let The Drunkard tell you all about how it is going to go down.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The Houston Texans

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Texans, their stupid state, their stupid team, their stupid logo, and their stupid coaches. Let's get weird.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The Jaguars

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Jaguars (those of the half-helms). Probably also his medication. And the Government.

Seahawks could save face against Jacksonville

Seattle holds a record of futility that may never be broken. Do they have their best opportunity to save their franchise some face this weekend against the Jaguars?

Commentary on a 2-0 start

Last night, the Seattle Seahawks walked into CenturyLink Field amidst a lightning storm.

Don't forget what's important

No matter who wins on Sunday, fans must remember that the bigger picture is still what matters and history shows that winning these games is not as important as the media wants you to believe.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The 49ers, Part I

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Forty-Niners (There are actually 53 of them). Probably also his medication. And the Government.